luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

(via weloveshortvideos)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via ifyoulaugh)

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

(via suckmyfetus)

forsakers:

not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times

(via ifyoulaugh)